Mulan X SSBU Parody

Let's get down to business, to compete in Smash Bros!

Did they send me amateurs, when I asked for pros?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
fighters, I'll make a Smash fighter out of you!

Tranquil as a Hyrulen forest but on fire within

Once you find your Final Smash, you are sure to win!

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue!

Somehow I'll make a Smash fighter out of you!

Wario: I'm never gonna catch my breath!

Pit: Say goodbye to those who knew me!

Lucas: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Luigi: Master Hand's got 'em scared to death

Inkling Girl: Hope they don't run right through me

Sonic: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

Super Smash!

We must be swift as Jungle Jape's river!

Super Smash!

With all the force of Kyoger's typhoon!

Super Smash!

With all the strength of Mario's fire!

Mysterious as Majora's eerie moon!

Time is racing toward us till Ultimate arrive!

Heed my every order and you might survive!

You're unsuited for the rage of Smash!

So pack up, go home, you're through!

How could I make a Smash fighter out of you?

Super Smash!

We must be swift as Jungle Jape's river!

Super Smash!

With all the force of Kyoger's typhoon!

Super Smash!

With all the strength of Mario's fire!

Mysterious as Majora's eerie moon!


Super Smash!

We must be swift as Jungle Jape's river!

Super Smash!

With all the force of Kyoger's typhoon!

Super Smash!

With all the strength of Mario's fire!

Mysterious as Majora's eerie moon!